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three kinds of people
 
 
There are three kinds of people in the world -- those who can count and those who can't.
jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
homework
 
 
"Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"
"It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."

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