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toot toot beep beep
 
 
What do you call a fart?

A turd honking for the right of way.

may i borrow the car?
 
 
A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date.
The dad says, 'Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.'
The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, 'Dad, Jesus had long hair...'
And the dad replies, 'Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn't he?'
dumb crossing
 
 
A highway patrol officer was driving up a mountain road and saw a car stop on the road. He pulled up behind the car.

As he approched the car he saw a dopey looking guy sitting behind the wheel, staring out the front window. The patrolman asked, "Sir, are you ok? Why did you stop in the middle of the road."

The guy said, "Well, the sign back there said, 'Look out for Deer Crossing.' So I stopped and those dam deer still haven't crossed."

mouth but no teeth
 
 
What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river!


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