Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 161

Whatever


dumb crossing
 
 
A highway patrol officer was driving up a mountain road and saw a car stop on the road. He pulled up behind the car.

As he approched the car he saw a dopey looking guy sitting behind the wheel, staring out the front window. The patrolman asked, "Sir, are you ok? Why did you stop in the middle of the road."

The guy said, "Well, the sign back there said, 'Look out for Deer Crossing.' So I stopped and those dam deer still haven't crossed."

mouth but no teeth
 
 
What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river!

chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.
eating cake lately?
 
 
Have you been eating cake lately?

Because you look a little crumby.

Page 162 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»