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spliff joke
 
 
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local emergency room and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions the patient's long-haired colleagues. 'So what was he doing then?' asks the physician. 'Acid? Cannabis?' 'Sort of,' replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. 'But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.' 'And what was in that?' asks the doctor. 'Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend's spice rack.' says the hippie. 'There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.' 'Well, that explains it,' the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. 'He is in a Korma.'
pizza, pizza
 
 
A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter asked him if he wanted his pizza in 4 slices or 8.
"Better make it four, 'cause I really can't finish 8 slices."
two knives
 
 
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!
chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.

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