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grosser than gross - pudding
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

Dreaming about eating chocolate pudding, and waking up with a spoon in your butt.

hate to brag
 
 
I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!
occupy this
 
 
A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman's ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. I got this information from the board of education if you want a demonstration -- LIE DOWN!
elephant and rhino
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)


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