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the naming of jesus christ
 
 
The three wise men went to visit Jesus right after he was born. One wise man was extremely tall. He hit his head on the top of the door frame and said, 'Jesus Christ!' Joseph looked at Mary and said 'Write that down -- that's better than Clyde!'
gay pick-up line
 
 
Did you hear about the new pick up line going around the gay bars?

"May I push in your stool?"

wallpaper
 
 
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

It depends how thinly you slice them!
let them eat homework
 
 
Why'd the boy eat his homework?

His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!


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