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bra & hat
 
 
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

jack off
 
 
An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

casket
 
 
Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?

A: Is that you coffin?
you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

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