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skin canoes
 
 
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water.

"You have two choices of death," says the chief. "We either will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes."

The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this shoots himself. The next man, a warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest.

"I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!"

bra & hat
 
 
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

coin riddle
 
 
There are two coins that add up to $0.30, one is not a nickel. What are they?

A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
the witty truck driver
 
 

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

    Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"

    The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"


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