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the happy snowman
'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

He saw the snowblower coming.'
lone bones
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.
a happy meal
What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
it's very difficult to marry princesses
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks.
"Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage."
"Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."

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