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skull & bones
 
 
Q: Why were the bones chasing the skull?

A: Because they wanted to get ahead.
flintstone pick-up line
 
 
I'm no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your 'Bedrock!'
harry potter sequels
 
 
of Montezuma
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
  • Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
  • Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
  • Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of Hustler
  • Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore
  • Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
  • Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
  • Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
  • Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
  • Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
  • Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
  • Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
  • Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues
    • a lonely jew in catholic school
     
     
    A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

    While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents ask him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"

    He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"


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