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geometry
 
 
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."

John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'
the lyin' king
 
 
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?

One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.

sex and bridge
 
 
Q. How is sex like bridge?

A.If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

peanuts! getcher peanuts here!
 
 
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.


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