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men with no arms or legs
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.

On the wall? Art.

On the floor? Matt.

stumpy the dog
 
 
Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.
country music backwards
 
 
What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...

mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"


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