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monster valentine
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

canni ball!
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

knock knock... katmandu
Knock knock
Who's there?
Katmandu who?
Katmandu what Catwoman wants!
a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

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