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canni ball!
 
 
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

knock knock... katmandu
 
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Katmandu
Katmandu who?
Katmandu what Catwoman wants!
a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
 
 
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

knock knock... roxanne
 
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium pretty.

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