Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 312

Whatever


if you're american ...
 
 
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European!

catch a bra
 
 
Q: How do you catch a bra?

A: Set up a boobie trap.
hunters
 
 
Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."
bigger
 
 
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?

The baby -- he's a little Bigger!

Page 313 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»