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it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
gorilla and computer
 
 
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?

A Harry Reasoner!

ghost arrest
 
 
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

A:Because it had no haunting license!!'

bathroom
 
 
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”

A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”

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