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kilts are awesome
Why do scotsmen wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

dinner's ready!
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

a brief history of medicine
I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

knock, knock... goliath who?
Knock knock

Who's there?


Goliath who?

Goliath down, you looketh tired!

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