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oh, goodness
 
 
Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

He saw the salad dressing!

jelly 'n' milk
 
 
Why did the jelly wobble?

Because it saw the milk shake!
wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

bigger
 
 
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?

The baby -- he's a little Bigger!

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