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for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

why did the city build a graveyard...
 
 
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?

A: So all the old people can see there futures!

holy water
 
 
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, "I robbed a bank. " The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven. The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him, "And what sin have you committed?" The third man replies, "I pissed in the holy water"
yo mama so fat...
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale an it said one at a time

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