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clean, clean, clean
What do you call a clean idiot?

Soap on a dope!

military service
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
guns don't kill....
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

lone bones
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.

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