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Two boys were arrested, one was drinking battery acid and one was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let one off.
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What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?

A full set of teeth.
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'

think about it
What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has a soul full of hope, and the girl in the bathtub...

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