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mechanic's lube
 
 
How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

a little far-fetched, but okay
 
 
What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A small medium at large!
booger pick-up line
 
 
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
legless cow
 
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!


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