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make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

confucious say...people who can count
 
 
Confucious say, 'There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.'
sumo vs. feminist
 
 
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

the golden arches
 
 
How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

You look for thesesamei seed bun.

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