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beethoven is dead
 
 
What's Beethoven doing now that he's dead?

He's de-composing.
marine get up and go
 
 
How do you kill a marine?

Throw sand against the wall and tell him to hit the beach!

the happy snowman
 
 
'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

He saw the snowblower coming.'
guns don't kill....
 
 
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.


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