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9) I'm sorry, but our records says this car was stolen.
8) I'm going to have to search your car.
7) I'm going to need backup.
6) What's in that plastic bag?!
5) What's that I smell in that cigar?!
4) The last time I checked, those guns weren't legal
3) What was that you threw out of the window?
2) Please step out of the car
1)You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent...
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Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.
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Once they get in, it's wall to wall ducks. A day goes by and the first women steps on the duck. St. Peter comes back with this old, smelly, fat, ugly man and chains them togther saying, "For stepping on a duck, you have to spend forever chained to this man."
Another day goes by and the second women steps on a duck, and St Peter comes back with another old, smelly, fat, ugly, man and chains them togther and says, "For stepping on a duck you have to spend forever chained to this man"
The third women sees this happening and doesn't want this to happen to her. So a month goes by and she hasn't stepped on a single duck. St. Peter comes back and chains her together witjh this really handsome man and walks away. The third women says, "How come I have the pleasure of being chained to you?"
The handsome man replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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