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color television
 
 
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."

little mermaid
 
 
Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

computer humor
 
 
A computer flashed a message to its user:

"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"

the bum
 
 
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster.

A: Bed and Breakfast.

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