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inside out
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.

why are new yorkers always depressed?
 
 
Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
chin nuts
 
 
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?

A: Wallnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?

A: Chest nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?

A: A penis in your mouth

life's like a bag of jelly beans...
 
 
Life's like a bag of Jelly beans, no body likes the black ones.

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