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canni ball!
 
 
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

top ten reasons for being english
 
 
1. Two World Wars and one World Cup
2. Proper beer
3. You can confuse everyone with the rules for cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously
5. Union Jack Underpants
6. You can live in the past and imagine that you're still a world power
7. You can bathe once a week whether you need to or not
8. You can change your underwear once a week whether you need to or not
9. Beats being Scottish
10. Beats being Welsh
sleep walking nun
 
 
What do you call a nun who sleep walks?

A roamin' Catholic.

knock knock... katmandu
 
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Katmandu
Katmandu who?
Katmandu what Catwoman wants!

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