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those crazy vermont folk
 
 
Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

what does saddam and fred flintstone have in ...
 
 
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.

wedding hells
 
 
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

why can't skeletons play music in ...
 
 
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?

A: Because they've got no organs.


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