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lady's butt
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
fishing line
 
 
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
the shoe family
 
 
John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?"
Sara: "No, what about it?"
John: "It was it's family's SOLE support!"
recruiting for a new pope
 
 
Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age the Vatican has started an early campaign to 'recruit' a successor. They have interviewed many applicants and after many months of interviewing they have narrowed the search to TWO final candidates: Bishop McLaughlin from Dublin Ireland and Bishop Sicola from New York. They are both very good candidates. The Vatican selection committee finally settled on Bishop Sicola. Though after much debate they changed their minds and said that Bishop Sicola would NOT be a good choice because it wouldn't seem proper to address the new pontiff as 'pope-si-cola.'

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