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bewildered archaeologist
 
 
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him what period it is from.
your girlfriend's hair and the midget
 
 
How do you know when to beat up a midget?

When he says your girlfriend's hair smells good.
helen keller
 
 
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book?

"Around The Block In 80 Days!"

old ladies' noggins
 
 
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"


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