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bewildered archaeologist
 
 
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him what period it is from.
your girlfriend's hair and the midget
 
 
How do you know when to beat up a midget?

When he says your girlfriend's hair smells good.
helen keller
 
 
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book?

"Around The Block In 80 Days!"

porcupine vs. bus
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus?

A bus has the pricks on the inside of it.

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