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how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

the misprinted money melee
 
 
This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try getting the $8 bill changed so he went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill, hesitated, and then gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
teeth but no mouth
 
 
What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb!

watch this
 
 
What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?

'Look Ma, no hands!'

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