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They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup.
The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.
After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
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"It's the Jewish holiday where we get presents every night for eight nights to celebrate the festival of lights."
"Wow, I wish we got that!" John exclaimed. The next day on the way to school John runs up to Stan, curious to see what he got. He sees that Stan is upset, "What's wrong? Where's your present from last night?" asks John.
Stan holds up a ball of crumpled wrapping paper, "It was leftovers night."
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The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, Son them two dogs are He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.
Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home. The son turns to his father and says, You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn. The dad asks, Do you know why that is, son?
The son replies, Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.
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