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snack food
 
 
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

one cool skeleton
 
 
Why was the skeleton so cool?

Because he was bad to the bone.
lady's butt
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
fishing line
 
 
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

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