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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, she had to get a part-time job painting skittles.
father christmas?
 
 
Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?

A. Cause he only comes once a year!

journey to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer, to let her know he had arrived safely.

Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived, she nervously showed her neighbor the message, which read: 'Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.'

pad talking
 
 
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.


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