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vedil worshipper
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

that fly
 
 
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?

His Butt!

mountain bike
 
 
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.

"How'd you get that, son?"

"By hiking."

"Hiking?"

"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."

barbie
 
 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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