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harry potter sequels
 
 
of Montezuma
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  • Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
  • Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of Hustler
  • Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore
  • Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
  • Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
  • Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
  • Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
  • Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
  • Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
  • Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
  • Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues
    • not your cheese
     
     
    What do you call stolen cheese?

    Nacho cheese!
    the aging explorer
     
     
    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

    The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

    The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

    The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"

    where are my meds?
     
     
    How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None, let them them cry in the dark.

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