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getting your goat
 
 
According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology, scientists have implanted human DNA into female goats.
Is that really new?
Lonely farmers have been doing that for years.
trap a polar bear
 
 
Q: How do you trap a polar bear?

A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the icehole.

mmm...smells good
 
 
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!
full speed ahead
 
 
What's faster than the speed of light?
An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

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