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best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.
knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!


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