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flap jacket
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!

the turkey and the road
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wasn't chicken!
bee jokes for the pollen in you
 
 
What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.

What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
"Honey, I'm Home!"

What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.

What was their #1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."
the bad belt
 
 
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.

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