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it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.
tarzan's kipling-esque treatise
 
 
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!

gorilla and computer
 
 
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?

A Harry Reasoner!


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