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the definition of.......
 
 
Q: What is the definition of cheeky?

A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor's letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!
the mystery of the humming bees
 
 
Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

halloween ha-ha-frickin'-ha
 
 
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

candle romance
 
 
What did one candle say to the other candle?

Want to go out tonight?

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