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if brains were dynamite...
 
 
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
god's speed of service
 
 
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about one penny.' Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about a second.' Then the man asked. 'Can I have a million dollars and live an eternal life?' God replied, 'Sure, just wait a sec.'
the definition of.......
 
 
Q: What is the definition of cheeky?

A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor's letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!
bananaramarobastore!
 
 
A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"

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