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knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

bee jokes for the pollen in you
 
 
What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.

What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
"Honey, I'm Home!"

What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.

What was their #1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."
gorilla and computer
 
 
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?

A Harry Reasoner!

lightbulbs...
 
 
Q: How many Computer Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.


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