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2 hedgehogs in the middle of the road
 
 
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"

The other one says, "Why not?"

The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

yo mama so fat...
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
yo mama is so stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate."

 
 
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"


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