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top ten surreal, scary, or stupid situations
 
 
  1. Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson
  2. Performance of "The Nutcracker" by the Bolshoi Ballet with special guest Hillary Clinton
  3. The Martha Stewart WWF Smackdown
  4. Any sitcom starring Emeril Lagasse
  5. Jerry Falwell napping with a Teletubby stuffed toy
  6. Any day in the life of the British royalty
  7. Ricky Martin in a tasteful, hot pink, off-the-shoulder number
  8. Bill Gates on a Harley Davidson
  9. Yet another commercial starring Carrot Top
  10. Osama bin Laden in a Christian Science bookstore
microsoft darkness
 
 
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM

canni ball!
 
 
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

if you're american ...
 
 
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European!


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