Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » humor 358

Whatever


the fly
 
 
What is a fly without any wings?

A walk.
cannibals clowning around
 
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

'Does this taste funny to you?'

dreams about growin' up
 
 
One day, three boys were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.

'I wanna be a singer so I can say 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'I wanna be a chef so I can say knife and fork.'

'I wanna be a gambler so I can say you wanna make a bet.'

When they grew up they all got the jobs they wanted. One day, a policeman walked into a building and said,'Who killed this man?'

The singer said 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'What did he kill him with?'

'Knife and fork,' said the chef.
'You're going to jail.'

'You wanna make a bet?' said the gambler.
ronald mcdonald in a nudist colony
 
 
How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

Look for sesame seed buns!


Page 359 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»