 |
|
|
|
|
 | ||||
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
Nevada State Tourism Board
"Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
Ku Klux Klan
* Valentine's Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer
Vatican Public Relations Office
* "Naughty Altar Boy" limited edition ceramic figurine
American Heart Association
* Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution
* Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA
* Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers' Coat Competition
National Society of Organ Donors
* "My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Brain Dead)" cards.
Department of Homeland Security
* Moving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code Red for a "High
Risk of Lovin'"
Page 225 of 497 «« Previous | Next »»