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tick, tick, tick, tick, broom!
 
 
What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year old guy?

Nothing! They're both always hard!
speed trap
 
 
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.

He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture - of handcuffs.

help me, i'm on a date
 
 
What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

A hostage.

brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!


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