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pool
 
 
How do you make a pool table laugh?

Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
mary had a little lamb
 
 
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
gypped gypsies
 
 
Why can't gypsies have children?

Because their husbands have crystal balls!
i don't get it
 
 
How do you keep someone stupid occupied?
By telling them this joke.

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