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yo mama and yo daddy
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
a manager walks into his office...
 
 
A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister's mom died too!"
cub shouts
 
 
A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant's resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, "What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?"

The former Boy Scout leader said, "Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience."
party fun for dorks
 
 
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just me!

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