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fish fish fish
 
 
Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools
murder by numbers
 
 
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

brave firefighters
 
 
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up!


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