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sixthings not to say at a funeral
 
 
1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll just...

2. How can we be sure they didn't switched the coffin?

3. Don't worry, in one yaer we'll laugh at this!

4. You know, your wife owed me 50$, I don't suppose you could...?

5. Shout: THE LAST ONE AT THE RECEPTION IS A ROTTEN EGG

6. To the next of kin: So I guess you're not busy tommorow, could you help me move some stuff out of my apartment?
a little boy wrote to santa ...
 
 
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
poor old man
 
 
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

yo mama... christmas corner
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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