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grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

do you have any nuts? no?
 
 
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
a little cannibalism humor, folks
 
 
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
jewish mother
 
 
A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, 'You don't like the other pair?'

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