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cow at cranberry cove
 
 
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.

field of...
 
 
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

'If you build it they will come.'
poultry
 
 
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?

A: A Poul-try
infectious fast food
 
 
What do you call an annorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!


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