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wallpaper
 
 
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

It depends how thinly you slice them!
thanksgiving turkey
 
 
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

Without hesitation my freind knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, 'He gave you the bird!"

one of the worst jokes ever written
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

A: Because if it had four it would be a sedan!

divorce
 
 
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!


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