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number humor
 
 
Q. What is the square root of sixty-nine?

A. Ate something.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because 7-8-9.

Q. What is 6.9?

A. Something great, seperated by a decimal.
yeehaw! the alabama lottery!
 
 
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
top ten things that sound dirty at xmas
 
 
  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  3. Check out Rudolph's honker!
  4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
  5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff.
  6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
  8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
  9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
sensitive men
 
 
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.


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