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escaped midget!
 
 
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large!
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!


 
 
How come Britney Spears was not injured after she wrecked her $200,000 Ferrari?
Both her and the car have the dual air bags.
on the rooftop
 
 
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks where on the house.


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