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clean joke, dirty joke
 
 
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

sumo vs. feminist
 
 
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

the florist's twins
 
 
Did you hear about the florist's twins?

Why yes! One was a budding genius and the other was a blooming idiot.
sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.

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