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inside out
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.

red ring
 
 
A man goes to his doctor and says, 'Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.

'It's all cleared up!' the man reports when he returns. 'But what was that medication you gave me?'

'Lipstick remover.'

math book talk
 
 
What did one math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!
lightbulb... christians
 
 
How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The Bible makes no mention of lightbulbs.


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