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beans & onions: delicious
 
 
What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas!

the bum
 
 
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster.

A: Bed and Breakfast.
cow abortion
 
 
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-i-nated!!
ronald mcdonald in a nudist colony
 
 
How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

Look for sesame seed buns!


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