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a prayer before dying
 
 
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
breakfast in moleland
 
 
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

lunch for the lama
 
 
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
air head on a beer
 
 
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house.


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