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poor house
 
 
You are so poor, thieves break in and leave things.
grapevine sliding
 
 
What song was Tarzan singing when he slid down the grapevine?

Great Balls of Fire.
forty toothed monster holder-backer
 
 
What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

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